Mexican Party

I thought it was funny ... it comes with Chinese B-Day too.
Subject: birthday Mexico
Hispanic Humor ..... try not to be offended!
Ways to say it's a birthday party in Mexico ...
1. Some of the guests did not bring a gift, but
children extra attacker.
2. The cake said "Happy Birthday Mijo"
instead of the actual name of the child.
3. The party is at Chuck E. Cheese, but
They brought their own food, cake and a pinata.
4. He left a child, but there are more
adults and children.
Five. It's 1st birthday party and Mijo
food is asada, arroz, frijoles and 10 cases of beer.
6. For entertainment, instead of playing
pin the tail on the donkey, there is usually a televised baseball,
football match, or a direct combat.
7. The game was supposed to be more
05:00, 10:00 ET that the party is just beginning.
8. The host calls someone who is in their
Road and told them to arrest and make tortillas and ice.
9. You hear someone go up to the birthday child and say,
"Lindo Mira Tan. I'll have something for you next week when I get paid."
10. The party is Saturday,
and you receive a call from the hostess Friday night saying,
"I give you Mijo a birthday party tomorrow at 3:00."
11. Some guests bring gifts that are still in the bag shop.
12. The cake did not come into the store;
He had the mother of the gossip of the sister of your friend who is
cakes really good.
13. You said you have to put on your plate and fork you ate your meal
with, if you can eat your cake.
14. Customers will automatically finish a plate of food and cakes at home.
15. It's party Mijo, but since
Licha cousin is there and his birthday is in a few days
it becomes Mijo and the Party Licha.

I do it???