Corporate Christmas Gifts

Sorry, Winterfest or what they call those days of Christmas in Birmingham (United Kingdom).

Have you started to receive corporate gifts shit yet? calenders with pictures of anything on them, pens, clipboard? I got ridiculous amounts of all loans - and I had a month to go yet!

However, I have a bottle of Jack Daniels one of my suppliers so it is not bad at all!

I live in Asia, where corporate donations are less a function of pens and other data in the West.

Nothing yet, but last year got:
1. A plastic clipboard with a false piece of coal from a coal logistics company in Indonesia. Oh, the irony to get coal for Christmas.
2. A sample of soy-based laxative with four cups of drink and enjoy and waving a spoon from a Chinese manufacturer (all with logos on them).
3. A wine opener, wine glasses and bottle caps from a guy who has been indicted for fraud stock. Since they were wearing corporate logos, I've kept it because it's cool because the history of the company.
4. One basket of processed meats that have local SPAM looked good. Available co-workers $ 50 to eat a sausage at once. Nobody took me.
5. wine box. Yup. Wine in a box. Came in a basket of salty snacks that are only Asia so - curry flavored fried peanuts, fried shrimp, squid silk fries and chips beans flavored with wasabi.
6. A compass that does not work - a shipping company.
7. A box of roasted cashews from India ... those who have actually been very good.
8. A bottle of liquor made from sorghum Chinese than the smell of sewage and comes in a ceramic pot in the shape of a canvas bag. he has poured into the sink ... I'm rich, but I am da ** ed if I drink this stuff (or wine in a can).
9. A calendar from an Indian manufacturer of pigments that has 12 months of advice on the health of kidneys.
10. A 25 cm. plexiglass pyramid with a dragon engraved inside the injection of air bubbles.


Too strange to make such things up.

Our corporate gifts ... Agendas (with our company logo) on this subject.

I have a favorite scented candle .. So for women in my office .. I did some research b4 hand, and asked what perfumes were fav .. I gave them candles according to what they told me. Regarding men in the world of business .. How to make a gift basket w / wine, cheese, crackers, etc. ... Or as you mentioned Jack, perhaps a bottle of cognac or a ball .. .. Hope that helped! Happy Holidays to you!

No way I can beat this guy above me. canned wine ... mmmmmm .... I havent 'received anything yet, but again I work for the NHS and everyone hates us. I always try to avoid this filthy balls Secret Santa.