College Gift Basket

The person (man) I'm doing to move into an apartment on campus. I want to put things that may be useful on a daily basis. I am also on a budget! Please give me ideas as compelling as those that you might have! I appreciate them very much! Thank you!

Gag or useful?
Night Light (gag + useful)
vertical paper holders (who hold a sheet of paper vertically so that you can read / type)
cookies
BIG wall calendar (dollar stores)
wake of a winding as a back-up on test days
banner / flag with the school team on it
Desk Lamp
Iron on labels with his name for the clothing inside (gag)
sewing kit
laundry basket (gag + useful)
Instruction sheet on how to do laundry
non-perishable food in the microwave (ravioli, cupofsoup, etc.)

- Rubber
- The cheap beer
- Febreeze