70th Birthday Jokes

If Tiger Woods has not had a car accident and has continued to develop his career, I think that Tiger Woods beat the all time record of Jack Nicklaus' 18 majors.

Despite these troubled times for Tiger and Jack Nicklaus' 70th anniversary celebration last week with a fresh reminder of the greatness of Jack, the vast majority of golfers still believe that exceed Woods Golden Bear's pointer

Woods has 14 majors so far, but 79% voted "yes" when asked if he wanted to beat the record of 18 years. Only 21% believed that Tiger would not be able to build five more majors he needs to become the most successful player in history.Although they used golf clubs to discount the voters can decide.

They also believe that Tiger will rewrite the record books and soon after Woods announced he was taking an indefinite break from the game, Ladbrokes were quoting 2 / 5 he broke the record of Jack.

However, the odds loved TaylorMade golf clubs are far from what they were.

When Tiger bags the main 14th (U.S. Open) in June 2008, Ladbrokes after that, despite the current world number one going under the knife, he was known in advance and made Woods 1 / 20 to 19 years or more after the majors.

Given the chance, Tiger Woods continues to do their best to reach peak of career.

a joke: Two alligators

Two alligators were sitting at the edge of the marsh. The
one tiny faces the greatest good and said:
"I can not jes unnerstand Hows you be so close bigger'n
me. We're the same age, we were the same size as kids.
I do not understand. "

"Well," said the "great Gator," What you been eatin, my boy? "
"Politicians - like you said the" small alligator.

"Hmmm. Well, where do y'all catch 'em?" Down "Toth
side of the old swamp near the parkin 'lot by the Capitol. "

"Even here. Hmmm. How can you catch 'em? "Well, I
Lexus ramp under one of them and wait for iron
unlock the door. So I jump, grab 'em on the leg,
shake the crap out of 'em and eat' em!

"Ah!" says the big alligator, I think I see your problem. You
is not gettin 'real food.

You see, when you shake the crap out of a
politician, there is not nothing but a mouth and a towel. "